good things 05.14.26

stuff if you even care

hey guys i have a cold and i don’t have the energy to do a regular good things post so instead here is a list of stuff i am thinking about right now:

1. why would anyone ever willingly board a cruise ship? haven’t you guys seen the movie brooklyn? or the other one? there are planes now. the only time i would get on a cruise is if someone was behind me holding a gun.

2. speaking of my favorite movie, brooklyn. i just discovered that the abandoned bakery around the corner from me that i walk past every single day and wonder hmm what happened here is not in fact an abandoned bakery but a fake storefront that was made SPECIFICALLY FOR THE MOVIE BROOKLYN. i don’t know what this means for me but i know it means something very important.

   

   

   via UntappedCities

3. do i have the hantavirus? i am known to be on the frontlines of contracting a novel virus.

4. where is nancy guthrie? what is the point of our entire country being plastered with ring cameras if we can’t even find a little old lady who got abducted from her home in the middle of the night?

5. spotify really understands how much we all love being told who we are by putting our listening data into a list. my all-time top songs playlist is 8 hours straight of yearning and begs the question: damn, do you even try to be happy?

6. double rainbow gay jesus at st. alphonsus catholic church in chicago

is this blasphemy?

7. how can something be zero calories? what’s it made out of if not calories? what actually is in coke zero?

8. where is my other sock

9. nyquil is awesome if you want to wake up and feel like you were smashed over the head with a frying pan while you slept

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hope you enjoyed these incredibly valuable insights. good things seems to be hemorrhaging both subscribers and views… can’t imagine why… do you guys still like me? let me know thanks